Absurdist Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...

Beatrix Cagliostro, a starving Doctor in Letters, is hired as a Ghostwriter by Athanasius Finch, an eccentric and megalomaniac P.I, and together they will solve the bigg...

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Private Eye Jim is a broke Private Eye.

If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...

Sequel to "Athanasius Finch: Private Dick" Beatrix Cagliostro(pen name) thought they were done with the self-proclaimed "World's Second-Best Detective,&qu...

My rants and opinions will be written in here, some of them controversial, some funny, and some of them disturbing. Feel free to comment your opinion!

A young banker decides to travel to the zoo with his foxy wife to rekindle their relationship, but a gradual slipping in his mind causes him to question her existence.

This story is about Melchior, a 13-billion-something year old consciousness with a lime-flavored galaxy for a soul and no patience whatsoever. He is always and constantl...

A philosophical take on society and yourself :)

Many short stories of fantasy, absurdist fiction, and horror.

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfic where Sodor becomes strangely affected by a mysterious portrait and gets a little weird. It's up to Thomas, Percy and Emily to save Sodor...

Aliens attack the earth over a misunderstood nursery rhyme. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.

Walter Tinsdale argues with his friend God and eventually finds himself lost in the space/time continuum.

Xenos Lovegood is a kind man who is not one to say no to a budding young student at Hogwarts who would like to take work experience at his wacky magazine The Quibbler. U...

Martin Larrabee is the wealthiest man in Oakland, he is also, most likely, the strangest man in Oakland. One day he decides to call his friend Joshua and insist he come...

Popped Culture is the story of a woman named Joan, formerly a woman named John. It's about her life, the people in her life and... a penis in a pickle jar.